Our space bacon is 100% percent USPA certified. Hand selected and seasoned from only the finest cuts of free roaming, space fed space pigs. Fully cooked and ready to serve by date of package, this timeless product has brought enjoyment and family bonding to dining room tables across the galaxy for millennia.

Example: damn, that space bacon really hit the spot Deborah, you really are an ace in the hole with that space skillet.